The hard label compilation debut prequel of self-proclaimed greatest hits by Institute of Recording Farts dropouts the Sprinkles, in an edition of 10,000 c-60 cassettes was much anticipated by the toppermost of the poppermost, but there was a manufacturing error and 5,000 copies of the tape were ruined. Out of anger, the Ɔrinkles stole at gunpoint 4,990 copies from the Daisy Electronics HQ in Iran and drove off in a jalopy.

All proceeds of the remaining ten will be donated to Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology of the Surreavolution . . . as well as the planned exile of The Ɔrinkles, due to their crimes. All sales are smart and final, not fart and spinal.

Playing down the road whenever at various abandoned gas stations and orphans' birthday parties in these locales or serving drinks instead when not enough audience members show up to provide a full band-

Cockburn, Western Australia
Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand
Muff, Ireland
Looneyville, Texas, United States
Titty Hill, Sussex, England
Thong, Kent, England
Gravesend, Kent, England
Wetwang, Yorkshire
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Bald Knob, Arkansas
Cockup, Cumbria, England
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington State
Hookersville, West Virginia
Hell, Michigan
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Middelfart, Denmark
Horneytown, North Carolina
Shitterton, Dorset, England
Disappointment, Kentucky
Fucking, Austria
Whakapapa

Opening support from:

Diarrhea Planet
The Devil Wears Prada
Anal Cunt
Penis Flytrap
Panic! At the Disco
Fucked Up
Limp Bizkit
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5ive
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
Natalie Portman's Shaved Head
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Dogs Die in Hot Cars
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Hoobastank
Confrontation Camp
Dave Mathews Band
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe
The Beatles
Mookie Blaylock
The Band Aid Boys
The Young Aborigines
Wicked Lester
Screaming Abdabs
Soft White Underbelly
The Salty Peppers
Pud
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
The Shrinky Dinks
Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem
The Polka Tulk Blues Band
The Golliwogs
Naked Toddler
Let's Get Out of This Terrible Sandwich Shop
The String Cheese Incident
Chumbawumba
The The
Hootie & the Blowfish
We Butter the Bread with Butter
Gay Dad
Adolf Hitler's Nipples
Bathtub Shitter
Rapeman
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead
G Love and Special Sauce
The Child Molesters
Gaye Bykers on Acid
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Butthole Surfers
We Are Going to Eat You
Chunk! No Captain Chunk!
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The Broken Penis Orchestra
Begging for Incest
Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong
Cripsy Ambulance
LMFAO
Insane Clown Posse
Infant Annihilator
Archers of Loaf
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
Enuff Z'nuff
Abörted Hitler Cöck
'N Sync
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffitti
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Lovely Forts
Pop Will Eat Itself
Porno for Pyros
Kajagoogoo
Waka Flocka Flame
3OH!3
Dogshit Sandwich
Goldfish Don't Bounce
Puddle of Mud
The Clitboys
Mott the Hoople
The Five Shits
The Goo Goo Dolls
Korn
Wank for Peace
Elvis Hitler
Smegma
Nickelback
Premature Ejaculation
Dying Fetus
Forever the Sickest Kids
Spider Killed Bananaman
Y?N-Vee
Gov't Mule
NǽnøĉÿbbŒrğ VbëřřĦōlökäävsŦ
Umphrey's McGee
30 Odd Foot of Grunts
TRANSVESTITEstallion
Half Man Half Biscuit
The Asteroids Galaxy Tour
Evil Edna’s Horror Toilet
Dildo Warheads
Suburban Kids with Biblical Names
The Pigeon Detectives
Howling Willie Cunt
Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat
Nazi UFO Commander
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

WE ALL CRINKLE
WE ALL CRINKL
WE ALL CRINK
WE ALL CRIN
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(DEO-05)